that guy in class who constantly adds irrelevant and stupid comments during the lecture
you’ll pry my fucked up sibling incest ships from my cold dead fingers
✖ War is not only the province of men ~ Lagertha Lothbrok
You couldn’t kill me if you tried for a hundred years.
-Arthur Miller (via kateoplis)
Religions are, by definition, metaphors, after all: God is a dream, a hope, a woman, an ironist, a father, a city, a house of many rooms, a watchmaker who left his prize chronometer in the desert, someone who loves you - even, perhaps, against all evidence, a celestial being whose only interest is to make sure your football team, army, business, or marriage thrives, prospers, and triumphs over all opposition. Religions are places to stand and look and act, vantage points from which to view the world.
American Gods by Neil Gaiman
Bilbo took a knife in a leather sheath. It would have made only a tiny pocket-knife for a troll, but it was as good as a short sword for the hobbit.
“You’ve sort of made up for it tonight,’ said Harry. ‘Getting the sword. Finishing off the Horcux. Saving my life.’
'That makes me sound a lot cooler than I was,' Ron mumbled.